It’s actually pretty believable as a Mazda

My distinctions are real, yours are just lines on a map

And they’re right, it’s not Trump’s fault that the NSA is as powerful and secretive as they are today, this is a problem decades in the making.

The blog post where they talk about privacy being a non-partisan issue that effects people everywhere on the political spectrum, and warn the reader that Donald Trump is going to have effectively no checks on his power?

Bro what

The shots are coming from inside the car!

When the admins are afraid of the users there will be freedom, when the users are afraid of the admins there will be tyranny

Yes, the Nazis were very bad and I’m glad the Soviet Union defeated them instead of joining them and carving up Europe together

Three cheers for murder

No, it was sarcasm

Not madness or absurdity. Was it absurd for Hitler to invade Poland and France or for Saddam to invade Iran and Kuwait? With the benefit of decades of hindsight we can say that it didn’t work out for them, sure, but these were deliberate and calculated moves made by serious men. Absurdity is taking the word of an enemy dictator at face value.

A fascist doing fascist things, Make Russia Great again. He thought it would strengthen his position, he thought it would be easy, and he thought he could get away with it.

Fascist dictatorships openly make false statements all the time, often to hide their real intentions. Russians go along with it because of some combination of fear, nationalism, nostalgia, and actually being in favor of fascism.

It’s capitalism’s fault they became communist

That’s fair, Underwood knows what they did

Literally treason, you guys

He was never our boyfriend

This is brilliant

A little bit of low-stakes adversity is good for your mental health

Congratulations, you have understood the lesson Monopoly set out to teach us: This Nightmare Must End And Never Happen Again