Best I could come up with is:
Metallics
The Meatles
Neminem
Pelvis Presley
Rake

I need coffee.

I too yearn for a glacier blue shell for my steak deck

Nah man it’s a Ninja Foodie

It’s totally different from an oven because… Reasons…

Hey, free heat in the winter…

As it’s obsolete server hardware, I’m guessing each one has a bunch of low capacity ram sticks in it. And they’re probably not the regular consumer grade stuff, but some other spec.

It’s not kosher in any form of Judaism. Pork products aren’t either.

Bread is bested by buttered bread, better bread is bested by buttered bread, but better bread bests buttered better bread.

My gender is liquid cooled.

Exactly my thoughts.

I’ll call you whatever you want, as long as it’s not too wacky.

It’s all good as long as you feel comfortable in your own skin. I couldn’t care less what you identify as, it doesn’t impact my life in the slightes.

You do you.

Don’t forget the universal “Dude” and “Bro”

A liter (of gravy) a day keeps the doctors at bay!

1000, 900 & 80
4

Are we sure it creates a vacuum and not the opposite?

Maybe it’s supposed to be a 50m radius. Of a sphere.

If you think two car lengths is tailgating, you haven’t seen nothing yet!

Little granny needs to jack up her seat to its maximal height. And maybe get a booster seat if necessary. Either that or a periscope.

Why? Do you want them to tailgate you instead?

Humans aren’t actually that good at visually measuring distances.

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/judging-distances-and-depth-perception-change-with-arm-length/

True Grit^tm

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