ThoGot

To be fair there’s some truth to it, they’re just an asshole.

Some ceramic dishes tend to accumulate some water over time and then that water gets hot, while the food stays cold.
That shouldn’t be a problem in new dishes or ones made out of glass or plastic

I’d think a reptile

I had to get my septum surgically corrected and let me tell you that when the boogers/blood clots came out, it was exactly like OP described