TheSaneWriter

Damn, OP didn’t personally craft this meme, and actually found it somewhere else? I am shocked.

Nice. Probably won’t work, but I appreciate that their parents have the ingenuity to come up with stuff like this.

Vibe check failed.

Sorry, the tomato’s got to stay in the burger, it’s part of the artistic process.

Nah, I think that starts happening when you first get a job. Jobs take longer than school and generally are more labor intensive, and there’s also the commute, and when you get home you have to do chores and either make healthy food or eat something garbage for your body, and that’s just as a single person or a couple. It’s no wonder everyone’s tired, the 9-5 grind can be really exhausting, and when you’re tired anything that takes effort feels like a grind.

They may be gross, but so is having rotten corpses sitting in the open. By getting rid of those corpses they are doing us a solid, so turkey vultures are cool in my book. The only animal that’s profoundly not cool is mosquitos, they’re a worthless species.

Thanks, now I know how to feel greasy and salty.

It’s extremely common, but there are still a few sites left that won’t force you to log in. YouTube is one such example, though of course it has its own problems too.

Oh yeah, I haven’t visited Twitter since they added this. I have an account, I just can’t be bothered to log in.

Sometimes it’s also that you can’t ignore the argument, but you also don’t want to participate, so the earbuds are a clear way to indicate to leave you out of it.

Damn, why’d you go and cause all of climate change? Not cool.

Thanks humanity, I’m sure that this will cause no long term issues and we can just keep using the same economic and political systems while not worrying about it at all.

Mmm, I’m sure a pizza party will make up for them not being able to pay rent

Fully agreed. While it is morally positive to avoid especially unethical companies, ultimately it’s not possible in all cases. As long as you try to be moral in your day to day actions and you on some level push for things to be better, you’re not morally culpable for the failings of the current system.

Oh, I’m fully aware. That’s honestly the kicker, they could host those apps on the web and have me be able to access everything through my browser, but no, instead I have to install their stupid apps just so they can harvest my data.

I don’t think Lemmy supports embedded videos yet, just images.

Yeah, it sucks because you can do really cool stuff with web apps these days but no, instead I need 140 native apps for basically every mobile service because their mobile websites are abhorrently designed and basically only exist to point you towards the app.

It might be that they are machinery that moves heavy things, so our brain makes the association with heavy machinery.

Ah yes, it is a well known fact that if your girlfriend sees a picture of you both with her head higher, she will immediately break up with you. This is a normal human interaction that all people do.