TheLowestStone

Jesus Christ… That was only January? Ive aged 5 years since then.

This comment is total fucking bullshit.

You assumed it was a first date because it says that it is one.

Its been a long time since I’ve actually been measured but I must be somewhere between 32 and 38 inches based on the pants in my closet. My 36/34 jeans fit the best. I have to wear a belt but they aren’t so loose that they immediately hit the ground without on. I picked up a 34/34 pair. Same cut, wash, and color and they are wearable but they’re tight at the waste and crush my balls a little when I sit. The inseam must be at least an inch shorter than the first pair.

It’s less extreme but men’s clothing is like this too. I found a cut of jeans I liked in a store then ordered 4 mor pairs in different colors. None fit the same and 2 were unwearable.

For the good of society and no other reason, I’m in.

And now I just converted that little scenario into a random encounter for my d&d session on Monday.

Are you old and well off enough to have retirement funds? No? Then never.

everyone at Nintendo died

Sounds like a net gain for the gaming community.

No thanks. I’ll just keep emailing myself.

You can easily solve this with a little padding around the edges.

Can confirm. I’m not a vampire but I sold my soul for a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos back im 6th grade. Since then I haven’t seen my reflection or been able to use an automatic door.

I’m in! Name your price.

Pyramid schemes are still a thing too.

Wait just a second! You have a bridge for sale? Tell me more.

If you are self employed, why are you making lots of money for somebody else?

I don’t because I make well above minimum wage but you’re making uprooting your life and moving sound easier than it. It costs thousands of dollars to move to a new city, even more if you don’t have friends or family to stay with until you get established. Good luck setting that much aside when you’re barely surviving.

Even with a minimum wage job you can save up enough money for a plane ticket to anywhere in the world and just leave.

If you make minimum wage in the city I live in you either live with your parents, have multiple roomates, or live on the street.

This is what I do 99% of the time because even when I do remember to put them back into the trunk after using them, I never remember to bring them into the store.

My first mix tapes were cassettes recorded from the radio.