TheLowestStone

Its been a long time since I’ve actually been measured but I must be somewhere between 32 and 38 inches based on the pants in my closet. My 36/34 jeans fit the best. I have to wear a belt but they aren’t so loose that they immediately hit the ground without on. I picked up a 34/34 pair. Same cut, wash, and color and they are wearable but they’re tight at the waste and crush my balls a little when I sit. The inseam must be at least an inch shorter than the first pair.

It’s less extreme but men’s clothing is like this too. I found a cut of jeans I liked in a store then ordered 4 mor pairs in different colors. None fit the same and 2 were unwearable.

For the good of society and no other reason, I’m in.

And now I just converted that little scenario into a random encounter for my d&d session on Monday.

Are you old and well off enough to have retirement funds? No? Then never.

everyone at Nintendo died

Sounds like a net gain for the gaming community.

No thanks. I’ll just keep emailing myself.

You can easily solve this with a little padding around the edges.

Can confirm. I’m not a vampire but I sold my soul for a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos back im 6th grade. Since then I haven’t seen my reflection or been able to use an automatic door.

I’m in! Name your price.

Pyramid schemes are still a thing too.

Wait just a second! You have a bridge for sale? Tell me more.

If you are self employed, why are you making lots of money for somebody else?

I don’t because I make well above minimum wage but you’re making uprooting your life and moving sound easier than it. It costs thousands of dollars to move to a new city, even more if you don’t have friends or family to stay with until you get established. Good luck setting that much aside when you’re barely surviving.

Even with a minimum wage job you can save up enough money for a plane ticket to anywhere in the world and just leave.

If you make minimum wage in the city I live in you either live with your parents, have multiple roomates, or live on the street.

This is what I do 99% of the time because even when I do remember to put them back into the trunk after using them, I never remember to bring them into the store.

My first mix tapes were cassettes recorded from the radio.

I’m shocked!

Well, not that shocked.

Normally I agree with you. When I used to go to catering conventions I’d let let myself off the leash. Hospitality industry people appreciate my antics. By the end of those trips there would always be people coming up to me to ask, “Aren’t you the guy that ______?”

This is a particularly small group (18 people including me and my director) and I’ve moved from hospitality to healthcare. I don’t know everyone super well but I know them well enough to know that I need to behave.

I have a 3 day work conference coming up and will need to constantly remind myself that they are a bunch of normies who won’t appreciate my humor or atypical value system.