TheLowestStone

everyone at Nintendo died

Sounds like a net gain for the gaming community.

No thanks. I’ll just keep emailing myself.

You can easily solve this with a little padding around the edges.

Can confirm. I’m not a vampire but I sold my soul for a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos back im 6th grade. Since then I haven’t seen my reflection or been able to use an automatic door.

I’m in! Name your price.

Pyramid schemes are still a thing too.

Wait just a second! You have a bridge for sale? Tell me more.

If you are self employed, why are you making lots of money for somebody else?

I don’t because I make well above minimum wage but you’re making uprooting your life and moving sound easier than it. It costs thousands of dollars to move to a new city, even more if you don’t have friends or family to stay with until you get established. Good luck setting that much aside when you’re barely surviving.

Even with a minimum wage job you can save up enough money for a plane ticket to anywhere in the world and just leave.

If you make minimum wage in the city I live in you either live with your parents, have multiple roomates, or live on the street.

This is what I do 99% of the time because even when I do remember to put them back into the trunk after using them, I never remember to bring them into the store.

My first mix tapes were cassettes recorded from the radio.

I’m shocked!

Well, not that shocked.

Normally I agree with you. When I used to go to catering conventions I’d let let myself off the leash. Hospitality industry people appreciate my antics. By the end of those trips there would always be people coming up to me to ask, “Aren’t you the guy that ______?”

This is a particularly small group (18 people including me and my director) and I’ve moved from hospitality to healthcare. I don’t know everyone super well but I know them well enough to know that I need to behave.

I have a 3 day work conference coming up and will need to constantly remind myself that they are a bunch of normies who won’t appreciate my humor or atypical value system.

That’s a great price for a fresh, kinky idiot.

Then definitely avoid looking up it’s creator.

Dude is probably absolutely miserable depressed and pissy

Good

That’s the joke.

I’m a cis man that is often befriended by dogs that usually don’t like men. I wonder if that parrot would bite me.