Unless she kills you before you can score the point.

Same same. One of the funniest scenes in a movie that I can recall.

I have oatmeal, an apple, and some kind of protein almost every morning. Just feels nice.

Just a splash of oat milk for me, thanks.

You don’t stand over them while they sleep?

The Hedgehogre

Suka suka suka suka suka suka suka BLYATMAAAAN

I think he’s a good actor. Apparently he’s a big nerd, too (I say that as a compliment). He owns a D&D themed whiskey company.

https://questsendwhiskey.com/

I’ve done this, but into my heel. The good news is that it didn’t go all the way through because of my heel bone. I’m lucky I wasn’t about 6 inches back.

“Angry mayonnaise noises” brings to mind an image of someone finger blasting a jar of mayonnaise while screaming.

Good news! We’ll be exctinct long before this happens. One less thing to worry about!

Oh whoops, ooh! I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong!

This is how it is where I work.

Potentially dumb question - are there any other instances?

I hate that I immediately got this.

Tri any language once?

When people skip straight past arousal and fear to confusion.

At first I was like he’s doing a chinup, bad ass! But why is the picture rotat- oh… Oh, wait…

Neither of them are anatomically correct.