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Cake day: July 1st, 2023

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  • True story: Today I was on my college campus in California, on the quad, hoping to admire the partial eclipse today. Some enterprising young woman next to me was selling glasses for three bucks. I saw some people buy some and decided what the hell. Unfortunately the only thing she had left was some kind of monocle. I bought it anyway and enjoyed the partial eclipse. After around 10 minutes of looking on and off, I sat down to read the text on the monocle. It said it was exclusively for phone use and under no circumstances was it to be used for viewing with your eye. Saying it could cause serious damage. Thankfully no pain so far, but I hope I didn’t do any kind of serious damage. I’ve had anxiety about it ever since. The seller said to not worry about it and it would be fine. She had no idea either. Lovely!











  • Pft. Sucks to be you! I never need to delete apps or photos from my device lol. That’s because I use a carrier pigeon for all my (I really wish it was) instant communication needs. Photos? I can just draw it! Then whistle and wait 30 minutes for one of my pigeons who got lost to pick up my pre-school quality masterpiece, only to find that it still hasn’t delivered the other message to my mom. She lives in Alaska! It’s not that far!

    So yeah, I win.