While this arguably doesn’t prevent anything on its own, it might expose what you just said - bot farms and sock puppets.

Harold.
As in “Harold be thy name.”

It looks like Cardinal Sin died in 2085.

Be brutally honest, for how long was I asleep?

“Gee, George. Use some deodorant, for Christ’s sake.”

Those novel currencies, of course, will be tied to Bitcoin or some other “coin” they’ll create exclusively for that purpose, brothel-money style.

Silicone mineralizes easily… on geological timescales.

That’s why we can’t have nice things.

No, it’s an issue.

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How did people get anything done if they always had to hold a cigarette in one hand?

10 € say there’s a dead baby inside.

It happened closer to the construction of the Great Pyramids than to today.

I hate Elvis
No such thing as bad publicity, I guess. I mean, what are they going to do, shoot him?

That’s bassism.

She just doesn’t age, does she?

There could also be ¹⁴C, a beta emitter with a half life of 5730 years.

Data, you are fully functional, aren’t you?

Darmok and Jalad, on the ocean.