She’s certainly no parent.
She’s certainly no parent.
Attractive male, insanely rich, intellect.
Y’all have fun being superheroes. I’m gonna enjoy the fuck out of life.
Seriously? This old-ass fight is still alive? Grow he fuck up, dudes.
I would argue the examined Christmas is hard to celebrate.
Lou Ferrigno is Ultra-Hulk, always will be.
Spock on a cock for anyone else struggling with “vulcan on a rooster.”
No one should be proud of a demographic quality like race, gender, sexual orientation, etc. You should be proud of accomplishments .
Ignoring female-on-male violence and shaming men who are victims of it is also structurally ingrained in our society.
Vore mode activated.
Anyone else notice Stacey only has four fingers on her right hand?
Nah, if it was communist propaganda, it would mean that you get no material reward compared to anyone else, but could count on the teacher to pass on a good word for you with the principal, who then might mention your name positively at an education board meeting, who then might mention you to the mayor, the governor, etc, and now you have a real shot of becoming dictator of the single-party government that rules your country.
Value not consumer prizes and instead seek nepotistic alliances, for through them will the material comforts flow. —Mao, probably.
I feel like the meme also works if you put the red box around “Gay. Depressed.” instead.
…No, no—I’ll see myself out.
I mean, it can still be whatever you want it to be even if it’s dirty…it’s just also gross.
Agreed, but it’s not really like you’re any different, is it?
In a lot of vampire fiction, it’s the faith of the cross-holder that matters. I’d like to see a movie where a vampire is turned by a person holding up a teapot.
Wafflestomping. Greatest neologism I’ve ever heard.
Life is like a box of chocolates…you never know exactly how you’ll die of diabetes.
Whenever someone who speaks Spanish asks me if I speak it, I always respond, “Oon pokeeto, paro solaminty en oon assento Gringo.” Gets either a laugh or a groan every time. 😈
He also thinks people who aren’t religious are inherently immoral.
Hey, now, don’t bully the poor AI.