As someone from New Mexico, I’m just happy to be included (Americans often assume it’s a country outside the USA)

I’m hard pressed to imagine a worse suicide method. Huge potential for harm to others, permanent disfigurement and lifelong pain, and unlikely to succeed. I guess that’s the joke, but, damn

Fucking scum Elon needs to be permanently ruined. Fortunately it seems like his drug abuse is hastening the outcome.

A little ways back in the line, for privately owning a general-purpose computing device

ISO 8601 ALL DAY EVERY DAY BABY

My issue is how they are both saying the same words, as if the stances are equivalent. They are not.

What the fuck, Switzerland?

Typically it takes ten years from onset of bag symptoms until getting a diagnosis. There is no cure, but the syndrome can be managed, especially with early treatment. Please help raise awareness

As a New Mexico native, I endorse this defense of our proud cultural heritage of blundering nuclear accidents

Little tip, since it’s an Electron app, you can reload the view with ctrl-R (cmd-R) on Mac. Saves you a trip to re-open, usually.

Good. Transphobic shits are not a protected class.

It’s some weird Christian comic. With explanations below every comic. I was so put off I didn’t bother trying to find this specific one.

Makes perfect sense for the bizarreness that is r/196’s trademark though.

Audible meme

I see good trigger discipline, I upvote.

“After this brutal belittling, gaslighting, and sexual harassment, you’re gonna have a lot of baggage. And the best way to carry it? The LTT backpack!”

Well, you can just ram them out of the way with your firetruck. Obviously that’s not a great option either, but if the FD does that then any damages are on the robot-taxi company.

Ding ding ding! We have a safe mode of robot transit: trains. See, we know exactly where they will go because they run on rails. Literally.

Hell yeah ISO 216 forever babyyyyyyy

I believe one of the overpriced Google tablets actually did use 1: √2 ratio, but they didn’t stick with it. Of course, google has the attention span of a lobotomized gerbil so they don’t stick with anything.

As someone who didn’t make it into law school, and didn’t keep trying partly because people who knew me well figured I’d likely have a stroke from rage as an attorney, I appreciate your wholesome and optimistic outlook you’ve carried into the career. Keep fighting the good fight!

Instructions unclear, am now bisexual