So 3 pieces of string walk into a bar.
First one walks up to the barman “3 beers please”
Barman says “sorry, we don’t serve string in here”
Second one walks up to the bar “3 beers please”
Barman gets angry “oi, I told you we don’t serve string”
Third one messes up his hair, twists about, coils himself up, goes up to the bar “3 beers please”
Barman peers at him “here, you’re not one of them pieces of string are you?”
“No I’m a frayed knot”
When we reach that meme, whatever happened will happen again
It’s like Superman 2 all over again
Women are you in the office tomorrow morning and I can do it for you and you can do it for me
48, just been gaming with my 15 year old. Love it, wouldn’t be without it!
It all makes so much sense now!
Legitimately, that sounds fascinating, go on.
In the UK we still use Tories as a nickname for the conservative party, one of the two main parties in our political system and a kind of pound store republican party. They do indeed still feign royalism when it suits their purposes, some things never change.
Absolutely the fuck no.
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Well, we are where we are
Saw some of these on a pumpkin stall the other day, didn’t realise they supported the nefarious poaching trade #sadtimes
Once more for the people at the back?
Use email, it’s easier
Scientists invent Double Beef Stroganoff. More on this story at 11.
I once turned in a project on that very individual at secondary school in which I had his name misspelled the entire way through.
It did not go well.
That’s just taking the pith