Wow. I was just making a joke but this is spot-on.

First season of X-Files was weird.

I’m fine. That’s just my resting face now.

My dude is taking this Linux install much too seriously

Technically bisexual. The best kind of bisexual!

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Silence! I concur.

Wasn’t there a post last week that said tired is a gender?

Look how perfectly everything lines up. This is truly an amazing discovery.

I don’t remember asking Elon Musk a goddamn thing!

Got a lawn mower and a bass guitar. Seriously they do everything.

Yeah! And can anyone tell me what sleeper fatty means without that getting into my search history?

Will y’all marry me?

If it works, make all the phones ring

Is this one of those things we ascribe to adhd now, or just part of the human condition?

My daughter puts them on her hands. HER HANDS!

This is not correct. We wait until someone else says their name.

Gold pressed latinum

I like this idea of comparing the Soviet Union to the Wii. Like the Wii allows me to play golf in my living room. Can’t say the same about the Soviet Union!

This pic has to be at a UFC event

There’s a shortage of sexy therapists