por que no los dos

An absolute classic.

It’s just a meme bro.

Nice try, Purdue.

It’s actually because most rear view mirrors aren’t detachable.

You are in my brain

Five years ago I could get a foot long spicy italian combo with chips and a drink for less than $10.

When the world has gone to shit sometimes you gotta focus on the only shred of fun or respite you can get. I too am looking forward to the distraction of football, if only for a few hours every week.

Modern dating apps are my personal hell.

Z U N E

Places either closed down or dropped so far in quality they are now a shell of their former selves.

Bonus points if you transferred the file to your phone via IR.

To be fair I encounter that problem with other adults, too.

It’s still good if you know where to look, and the country hot list ain’t it. Tyler Childers, The Steeldrivers, Colter Wall and Chris Stapleton are some of the best, just to name a few.

Yep. The grass is greenest where you water it.

When I was an undergrad my professors put a big emphasis on developing a portfolio of work and picking up experience where we could before graduation. For me that meant freelancing a few times a month while working a part time job along with class. Internships are great, but everyone had to have one to graduate from my program. A degree will set you up, but a portfolio of work and related experience will help set you apart.

Honestly it’s among the main reasons I switched grocery stores from Dillons (Kroger owned) to Aldi. Over the last three years Dillons has added more self checkout lanes, routinely staffed the bare minimum human checkout lanes, and regularly has looooong lines to checkout at peak hour. Going to Aldi I tend to save both money and time; their cashiers scan shit so damn fast.

That’s how you can tell Lemmy is growing.