Allseer

the meme itself was trying to stop you before you irradiated the whole damn image.

that’s racist and I’m telling every media outlet

also jesus is a white name so…

this is art

what even is that thing shopping? a salamander?

no chocolate chip cookie?

so many pillows. i love pillows.

don’t let your dreams be dreams - shia labeouf

i need a wingman to toss me a ball the next time i’m in the club

they definitely threw a curve ball with scream. but then, why is it a curve ball? why not a free throw instead?

Your honor, the prosecution is sullying the defendant’s reputation

this just exposes that all those horror flicks were conservative propaganda. why else were all the teenagers engaged in premarital sex murdered first?

trust me on this, gimme a day I’ll prove it to you

just tell em what they want to believe.

it was alright, nokia did it better.

imagine noticing the desk wobbling randomly throughout class.

fake, you can tell its not real because there’s too much lighting between the legs.

yes dude, we already downloaded it stop asking us if we downloaded it. i’ll get started on it, eventually.

don’t give us the growth mushrooms this time. last time we stayed hungry because our stomachs were so big.

nice