Boot-flavored Kool-aid

You can either be the unbothered dog in the burning café or burning dog in the unbothered café

Both are D. B. Cooper

I was reincarnated as a bug too early and it made me late for work and my family hated me for it

Don’t sleep with fans. Celebrities get cancelled for that.

Well yeah, a new year is a new revolution, that’s how planetary orbits work

I cannot see any Lemmy account which the writer of the removed comment could possibly be referring to.

Hypothetically, if there were a user whom all but the admins/mods could conclude to be a troll, all users could individually block said hypothetical troll and advocate for blocking of accounts that come across at first glance, second glance, and even ten hundredth glance to seem to be trolls. This would allow the users to avoid the frustrations wrought by the hypothetical troll as well as prevent users from incriminating themselves within the admins’ and mods’ rules by not interacting with nor even referring to the aforementioned hypothetical troll specifically.

This is all purely hypothetical of course.

Again, I cannot see any Lemmy account which the writer of the removed comment could possibly be referring to.

However, I’m sure the admins/mods couldn’t knock you for gracefully advocating for wariness of nonspecific trolls in general if you happen upon a situation in which you think that warning may be particularly helpful.

You can also just block users whom you get bad vibes from for whatever reason, whether you believe them to be genuine or maliciously disingenuous.

Do admins have access to a tally of how many users have blocked a given account? This may give them an indication of whom the user masses consider to be problematic accounts.

Dang that’s impressive. For those of you who want Avocado’s number, it’s 6.022 x 10^23

Behold, the Polysexual-toad:

I’ve only seen that for people with similar first names as other people in a school or workplace. Then again, I was born just before the Brayden/Ayden/Mxyzptlkayden generation.

I’ve been thinking about how we call people “right-handed” and “left-handed” instead of “handedness-typical” and “handedness-divergent”

Me hanging out on !196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

Edit: never mind, the instance banned me for not believing in their dogma that dragons exist. Please report all of my posts and comments on that instance since I can no longer delete them

Enjoy your death trap, ladies!

Whenever somebody says they want to make kids or that people should make kids, I relate to Truman feeling like everybody around him is crazy and that reality is obvious.

Cartwright? Cartwright?

That sucks. When therapists join the war on trauma, it should not be on the side of trauma.

I’m mocking the ironic contrast of a supposed infographic with nonsense terms as well as the corporate laziness of not just using it but also not even glancing at the text before publishing.

It is AI gen but the medical(?) website that I found it on apparently doesn’t proofread. There are other slop images across their site with worse writing, but I just found the junk term “neuropyptical” to be funny.

Do you really expect that to happen?