Be aware that part of ich_iel humour in no small part consits of comically literal translations of English expressions. That has nothing to do with proper German and as a learner you probably won’t be able to spot the difference.

Bad idea to try to learn German there.

You think that’s a picture of my family? No! It’s the A-Team!

This versioning looks a lot like the drafts for my bachelor’s thesis.

Take your time. The penguins will be there for you, when you’re ready.

You phrased it a bit too harshly to be constructive, but that’s basically the way.

OP you don’t have to ditch it all at once. Just make yourself familiar with FOSS alternatives to these apps and once you’re content using those it will be easier to ditch the proprietary ones.

I also wonder if we’re approaching this the right way. The Ring hast strange powers and works in subtle ways to get to its chosed ringbearer.

Maybe this is the trick to never lose your 10mm again. At least not for very long.

It’s a bit of an overstatement, sure. But our administration is kinda notorious for being very slow adapting to the digital world.

It’s slowly improving lately, but there’s still a lot of stuff that’s excruiatingly analog and a lot of actual paperwork required by law.

It was kinda big news when some government agencies abandoned fax machines last year.

But she can’t possibly endanger her child, OPs sister, by giving her tech that is “not okay”. It might explode on her or something.

I come from an ass backwards country that does not do e documents

let me guess: is it Germany?

Makes sense. I wasn’t aware those existed. Where I come from jukeboxes aren’t really a thing. The only one I ever encountered was really old school and only had vinyl records from the Elvis Presley era.

Where do you even find a jukebox, that plays Darkthrone?

Errrm, I’m pretty sure her age, while being a huge factor, isn’t the only thing that prevented that happening. She’s not exactly on a similar vibe as Anthrax or Millencolin.

I mean, neither Britney Spears nor Christina Aguilera made the cut iirc, despite their popularity in the same era.

Same, dude. THPS2 was massively influential for my generation.

Never been a skater myself after having had a neck injury in third grade, when I first tried it. But the music stuck.

I once accidentaly shorted the connector cables of a battery pack with 4 AA batteries. It very quickly generated enough heat to set the insulation of the cable on fire.

Don’t underestimate short circuits!