What people want from decade to decade is ever shifting. I don’t think marriage is good in that sense unless you both shift together which is next to impossible. Who I was 10 years ago is not who I am now. I want to be free but nothing I can do about it now

Highly unreported numbers when it comes to female rapists, so your numbers might be skewed

If my wife left me, I’d die of an STD from all the strange I’d be banging non stop, every day. And from avoiding any parties with her in them

“are you a MexiCAN’T, or are you a MexiCAN?”

When you stream a game like that what is the game actually running on? Like a giant console somewhere? I ask cause my fire stick always suggests AAA games that I’m always wondering what hardware is actually running the game since the fire stick isn’t a gaming console

Heinz?? I knew John Kerry was involved in this!

Looks like her arm is stuck in the sink again, but her stepson is currently trying hard to pull her out

Me when I buy a knockoff that looks the same as the expensive one

He’s got long hair and wearing a dress, clearly one of those trans. Crucify it!

In case you run into a friend during a trying time

Now we’re changing history? What’s next, we’re gonna say Pharma bro went to jail cause wutang?

If I wanted credibility or accuracy I wouldn’t read the Bible. In any case, he was a cheeky lad, knew how to get martyred but make it look political.

By the way, why were Jesus’s disciples and followers carrying swords? Isn’t that a contradiction?

I always figured Jesus was trying to piss everyone off and martyr himself. He showed up to Roman controlled Jerusalem, during a pilgrimage month, got the local leaders riled up, has people worshipping him and calling him king, (don’t call yourself a king in a Roman province unless you wanna see what Romans do to Kings), his followers are lopping off ears, and disturbing the pax Romana. Really didn’t leave Roman authorities much choice but to please the locals by taking him out.

He used to be my favorite. Now he’s just pathetic. He’s so garbage in the ring and a cringe old man out of it, these days. Not to mention he’s a Maga moron who donated like $50k to Trump, and his wife was at the insurrection.

When you become a billionaire you should be forced to earn a living. Prove to the world why we shouldn’t eat you this year

I thought this was a short film and nothing more

Then he goes off and tells me to do something stupid like put cinnamon sticks in my chili, the Brits can’t help themselves.

It also gives that last thrust a speed boost

I was watching wrestling from the 90s recently and saw one of my favorites, Rick Rude:

Rick rude died at the age of 40. Which was right around the time of this photo. I’m turning 40 this year and I look like I’m 17 without a grey hair or line on my face. This guy looks like he can shred cheese on his cheeks.

I know she doesn’t pay them enough because she has enough leftover to be a billionaire