Better yet, do both. You can do both!

I’m sure you already know this, but reading through some of these comments makes me suspect others might need the prompting.

“Vote for the lesser of two evils? Bah! I won’t vote at all!*”

*and help the fascist who is super pro-genocide get into office. This will definitely help the Palestinians and as a Trump presidency helps the Israelis rain firey death upon them, they will die proud that I stood resolute in my convictions. Their deaths will be worth it!

I’m even designing a 3D printed jig so I can securely connect any two bottles and let gravity do the work overnight.

I cannot comprehend the level of douchery required to mock someone for asking an honest question. It’s gotta be high, at least Summer’s Eve or beyond.

The best part is how your answer is bad. It’s a correct statement but it doesn’t answer their question.

Why are they laughing in your parent’s house?! That seems a little concerning.

Fucking hell, this. I used to live in a shit hole conservative state in a shit hole conservative town with a university. My buddy from New Jersey comes to visit. He’s a 5’5 Jamaican man. We take him out one night and two people, each on a separate occasion, asked him if he played football for the university.

What the fuck.

Haha, oh man. I see it now.

Which game is this? Because it sounds amazing.

Not having read much of the comics, I never noticed Betty and Veronica had the same face. Then someone pointed it out and now it’s all I can see.

YES! I chewed on so many of these, especially late at night. If you haven’t had them already, get SunKist’s Fruit Gems candy. It’s not quite the same but it scratches that same mental itch for me.

This picture caused me to unintentionally groan aloud. It’s like nails on a chalkboard.

I can mod too. I have past mod experience from the big R and was only accused of being a power tripping shit bag once!

I’m in! The original TP USA ruined my ability to gauge if Charlie Kirk is photoshopped or not. Looking forward to it continuing to wreck my mind on Lemmy too.

You and me both. Last year, I bought enough Feather brand razor blades to last me the next couple of decades. I recall it cost less than $100.

Hah! I figured you were joking. He actually makes a decent income from selling and managing his accounts. It IS telling that he’d rather sell insurance than be a cop. If I had to choose between the two, I’d sell all my possessions and live in the forest.

Damn, that’s a great write up. Thanks!

It’s true. I know one good cop, my cousin. He joined because he wanted to help protect people. He lasted two years before quitting due to the corruption and hypocrisy. He’s now an insurance salesman.

I’ve never been awake, I’m reading this all by astrally projecting from my dreams. Nevermind how I’m writing anything.

I was initially really confused about why you were suggesting someone was the koi herpes virus.

For any other confused fish people, KHV stands for kissless, hugless virgin.