Nah, bigoted would be saying “these people are inferior humans because they have stupid beliefs.” Or perhaps the act of infantilizing people for use as an ideological cudgel.

What I am saying is that they are very normal, run of the mill humans, and that having stupid beliefs is pretty typical of the human condition, writ large.

Not really seeing a ton of violence against Muslims or Christians where I am tbh.

But christians are barbaric murderers who will kill you for not converting to Christianity. I am not sure which of us is more confused.

I assure you that I take pleasure in offending religious fruitcakes of all sorts.

No this is a common misconception. That’s Brian, and he is a very naughty boy

That’s why it’s very silly. You can literally go around with a label maker and put “This is officially a depiction of the Prophet Muhammad” on any random thing.

😊 <- TIL this is the only known picture of the Prophet Muhammad

papa

Indeed.

That’s probably overshooting a bit. Mr. Beast viewers likely don’t have nearly the aggregate spending power of the average Superbowl viewer. Dude is absolutely making bank but there’s no way he’s clearing $100M/yr.

Look it rhymes ok

Also in this case it’s kind of a great example of how positive nationalism and pride quickly turns negative. The US has more dairy farmland than any other country, im sure there is plenty of fancy boutique butter. It’s a pretty weak premise, almost certainly drawn completely from negative stereotypes.

Honestly the only thing more cringe than French people talking about France is Texans talking about Texas

No, she doesn’t think fans will kill her, just make her poop funny. Don’t be ridiculous.

Have you tried just not having a headache?

This is my wife. She was raised to believe that all suffering is the body fixing itself and has, on more than one occasion, spent two days in bed with back spasms intead of taking the muscle relaxer the doctor gave her.

She also believes that fans make you sick. But like, not the fan in the basement which blows the AC through all the vents. That’s not a fan, it’s a magic wind box. I am assured that this is sound science, just not among western scientists who are in the pocket of big ceiling fan.

I fucking hate this meta but we literally are at the point where Joe Biden should seriously consider faking his own death.

Born to die

And you get

To sit and watch your TV set.

Just become a dentist, have a midlife crisis, and start riding a bike.

Technically, sure. You are free to go live in the woods, off grid, somewhere. Or you are free to violate this particular social contract and deal with the consequences.

Who cares, I’ll be dead.