Or just do simple stuff like reach a high shelf or teleport out of handcuffs.

Teleporting out of you handcuffs also implies you’d lose your clothes every time you teleport.

balls don’t penis, dicks penis.

Balls sack nuttily.

Only if you excuse me for disclotating my hip because I grew too tall and got old

Constantinople isn’t even the og deadname

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Weird way to tell us you hump the bed

Wait it’s not “Hell IN a handbasket”?

HR stands from Harambe Repressors.

I am aware, it’s just a topical joke about Boeing’s commercial planes falling apart.

Wait… Lockheed martin kills people on Purpose

Is this a Kickass reference?

They know their target demo, we’re all hydrohomies here.

Is this a sponsorred post?

If so @The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world what’s the takeaway?

Retro means Atari !

Doesn’t have the guy who seems to always be asleep at the desk but is also somehow the most efficient IT worker.

Shit, when I hear retro i think Atari

I say we start calling him Geralt.

This is clearly self defense of 3rd party, insurance companies kill 10,000ish Americans a year. Not sure why the news is making such a big deal about it.

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“Statue Facts Nobody Asked for”

Bro, she literally asked for those facts