This one sparks joy.

This is a repost and I have the proof right here.

I have to go outside everyday for a while to let my cats enjoy some sunshine.

Wake me up with a boner

Get a new battery and in a couple of days the original battery will appear in a place you have checked multiple times.

Funeral homes will try to guilt trip you to go for the most expensive options by saying it will be the last thing you can do for your loved ones.

At least my doctor notified his patients that he was going to retired. I have a collegue who found out his doctor retired when he got ill.

I think it’s mainly because there is a limitation of the amount of students who can start the education. Every year the government holds entry exams and only the best 1600 can start the studies. Somewhere in their studies they have to choose their specialisation (heart, children, oncology,…) And as far as I know only a small part of them is interested to become a ‘housedoctor’ ( the type of doctor we have to visit when we have something like a flu)

I have no reason to mock american healthcare. Sure, here in Belgium I can afford to see a doctor, but I don’t know if I can find one.
My previous doctor retired and all the other doctors in the area have a patient stop. They will only give you an appointment if you already are a known patient. I can only hope one of them is willing to take me the next time I’m sick.
My dentist has so much work he doesn’t answer his phone and doesn’t has an online method to make appointments. You have to plan your next appointment when you visit him and his agenda is usually booked for the next 6 months.

I blocked those bots.

I know that place. The borders between the Ellestraat (Hulst, NL) and the Hellestraat (Stekene, BE).

The right side of the street on the Belgian part is actually Dutch for a few 100 meters. If you look around on street view the part with a bicycle lane is Belgian, the part without it is Dutch.

I would fall down the stairs and then apologize and give the cat treats because I hurt it.

Get a cat and wake up with a butthole in your face.

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When I was a kid, my grandma lived in a rooftop apartment on the 12th floor with a big balcony. During the summer break my siblings and I would go to her when our mom had to work. She put an inflatable pool on the balcony for us. One day I was playing with a beach ball in the pool and tried to push it under the water. I let it go and it shot up and over the edge of the balcony. I somehow got away with it by blaming it on my little brother.

When Americans make Mac and cheese does it usually only contain macaroni and cheese? Or do they add other things?

Here in Belgium we call it macaroni with ham and cheese because we put pieces of ham in it.

Hey OP, you are now breathing manually. And you have to blink your eyes.

Yes it does

I have hurt my neck more than once by sneezing too hard.