Camera slowly pans down to reveal that the cameraman is now a goose/was a goose all along

Nah

I’ve always thought that toilets should be more like shower stalls.

Who told you I let a hillbilly inside me?

Also: focus on your shelf in another continent

Perfect.

It’s funny, several people arguing about how a microwave doesn’t work because none of them know how.

Boy, I hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

I would get a second opinion!

HELL YEAH MFER

Brilliant.

And the C-horse?

I AM NOT A NUMBER. I AM A FREE MAN!