How should I know that you’re supposed to slowly pull out anal beads? I started up my girlfriend like a chain saw the other day.

Kids pack your stuff, I’m burning the house down.

Expected this, still not disappointed.

It’s been 26 hours since I last ate. Now i really crave some pie.

angry finnish noises

Write that down!

Hm. At first I thought this was a Linux meme.

Karlach and two female WW2 soviet senior sergeants? Well… zip

Oh, of course. Hadn’t thought in that direction.

What’s LLM? I feel addressed and need another rabbit hole I can delve into.

I love them and I hate them. Getting it out of your beard is the worst.

Painfully true slogan.

By now this is my default state.

Hey hey, now I feel personally attacked and wasn’t even a teenager when I quit learning guitar.

I fear the outcome of the three “state” elections in Eastern Germany later this year.

If eye bleach wasn’t a thing, I’m making it a thing now.

That’s okay, we all have our quirks.

When in really into the zone (whatever zone that might be) I tend to not have any appetite and “forget” to eat. But that doesn’t happen all this often. Also, I just like good, or basically yummy food. Makes it kind of hard to change your habits and eat junk only about once weekly.

You don’t eat three meals a day because you have no money.

I don’t eat three meals a day because I want to lose weight.

We’re not the same.

2/3 Kahlua, 1/3 Baileys over the back of a spoon, so it floats. Use a shot glass. Voilà: Baby Guinness.

Why is this shit so funny?