SaniFlush [any, any]

“Too bad, that’s all you’re getting.”

Israel could simply have not starved the people living in the Gaza strip to death over the course of decades while occasionally flicking airstrikes at them, which they were doing long before October.

Remember when Israel got disqualified from the Karate event in the Summer Olympics because their opponent ate a kick to the head and was injured? There will never be a Karate event again. Israel is never getting that medal.

Yeah I wasn’t kidding, I tried mango curry before and it’s awesome. Also this interface doesn’t show downvotes.

I love me some mango curry

You’re describing Capitalism again sir

What’s the Sprite lawn like

If only, if only we were allowed to not go to work when we are sick

Applebees

Don’t forget to name at least two American brands so you get paid!

Better than throwing it in the squeegie water at a gas station, like Kahn in King of the Hill.

made it all the way into r/ascension or whatever the 1 million karma club is called, only to find it was as vapid as the rest of Reddit.

Every hall monitor is an Open Window Maniac

a hypnic jerk

Yeah like America, a country which pretends to be democratic but is actually a dictatorship of the bourgeois. I’m glad we’re on the same page.

Imagine, if you will, a pulled pork sandwich… except someone then un-pulled the pork back into an imitation of a rack of ribs.

McDonald’s combo meal is 10 dollars US

Badly cooked vegetables are sad, grill until the natural sugars come out and add seasonings

I still don’t know what a Riblet is.

Maybe we shouldn’t have built a country on top of their country.