Tbh it feels like the survival times are just beginning

Fuckin’ way she goes

It obviously is more nuanced than that, but the nuances don’t make it any better.

Congrats on your fiber diet

Screaming into the void (non derogatory)

I didn’t send you an email at all. I expect you to read it.

Wait till you hear about the sickos using arabic numbers

Purchase? I got mine at birth.

I did this in an interview and I got the job on the spot.

It worked, thanks!

Try being typeless next time

I accept your offering

Shut up about the sun!!!

How else would I keep up with what’s happening?

Don’t worry, he’ll grow up to have a glorious mustache

I’m not sure if it’s AI or just Al

🎩 - Middle Earth

Time to wage war on the swamp people!