Reddi-Whip & pepperoni slices - looks like prep for a kinky night of fun (think edible pasties). The energy drink just lends credence to the idea.
Since I invariably wind up getting “name suits” types of comments, here’s the explanation behind it:
Around the turn of the millennium, I was trying to come up with a username to use on a particular site that had a shortish character count limit for usernames. My goal was something related to the fact that I would often be making my points in arguments with “holier-than-thou” types by taking what they were saying, and turning it on its head so the offensive stuff was directed back at them.
I also happened to learn shortly beforehand that many years ago “'ape” was somewhat commonly used as a verb to mean “imitate” or “copy.”
I’m sure you can figure the rest out.
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Technology@beehaw.org•Top 200 Most Common Passwords | NordPass
5·6 days agoThat makes sense, thank you.
SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.worldto
Technology@beehaw.org•Top 200 Most Common Passwords | NordPass
2·6 days agoMethodology
The Top 200 Most Common Passwords report is the result of a joint effort between NordPass and NordStellar, prepared in collaboration with independent researchers specializing in cybersecurity incidents. Recent public data breaches and dark web repositories were analyzed from September 2024 to September 2025 to identify statistically aggregated data. No personal data was acquired or purchased for this research.
Okay, so how valid is this really if they’re only using those passwords that were hacked?
So by that logic, every migraine sufferer is gay? Won’t my spouse be surprised…
Hopefully not inside the human body.
Do you have some special internal path for the oysters own waste product that doesn’t interact or otherwise affect your other internal organs?
Zoomed right over my head until you made me think again, so… Thanks? I guess…?
Nothing was said about requiring it, but I agree that it’s a bit annoying when there’s downvotes without anyone justifying even a single one of them.
I’ve had a couple cases I could’ve presented there, but it just wasn’t worth it to me to take the time to gather the evidence and write out my case. There’s good reason I’m neither a lawyer, nor a politician.
SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.worldto
memes@lemmy.world•I stand by my statement about people who cut sandwiches horizontally
44·23 days agoWho lays down to cut a sandwich? How does that even work?
I think that’d be… ahem … stretching things.
So if I only take half of it in, does that mean I can switch hit at will?
Another visual dad joke…
“I reject your
realityspider web, and substitute it with my own!”
Well, flare-ups, anyway - that burning sensation is really a mood killer.
Aww, but c’mon! The girth has got to expand somewhat as the stone goes through, doesn’t it? DOESN’T IT?!?!?
(Just ignore the tone of mild desperation & let me have my fantasy… please?)
/s
Somehow I’d forgotten about that line - thanks for the laugh!
“Smoke 'em if ya got 'em!”
(At one point that last word of yours was common slang for cigarettes in some countries. Dunno about now.)
Geez, and here I get accused of living up to my username!!!


Before your time, dear. Now back to bed so you can blast off for Dreamland.