I mean he is pretty dumb so…

I did not see a thing.

Semen or caviar?

Stronger people than me have danced those dances.

I kinda hate waffles. They got me dead to rights!

I don’t know about you, but this makes it worse, cause they are getting away with it so easily. They will cheat twice as hard for the next election.

People won’t do the absolute bare minimum to inform themselves, it’s so aggravating. I see this in everything, not just politics. Please tell me there are more people slowly losing their mind and going mad over this.

In Dishonored people like to spare the Assassin that kicked off the events of the game. Why? Cause he is remorseful. “I killed thousands, but this one lady was different. I will never kill again. I am so sad now.” Fun game, but that writing is atrocious, yet the players eat it up. Oh, that poor Assassin killing for money!

So if I kill while high on drugs it’s a-okay, right?

A glass of milk with lunch or dinner? Yeah, that’s strange AF. Milk is for cereal and to put in my coffee. Nothing else. I use soy milk for both.

Thanks! I’ll take what I can get.

I can’t wait to finally have winter again. Thanks, this brought a tear to my eye.

That’s my benevolent dictator for life alright

Bomber overhead.
“Chat, am I cooked?”

Pretty sure your eyes can’t focus on anything that close. Nice try

I don’t want to heal, I want to guillotine some billionaires.

Why specify the number of legs? I would assume most coyotes are in fact four-legged.

Sure wish there was a gay winter :(

British Cuisine in a nutshell

I’m a possum the size of a bear