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Cake day: September 20th, 2023

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  • “so how have you been” as they walk into the room, and don’t bother waiting for an answer before asking why you’re bothering them here today.

    There’s your emotional assessment. That’ll be $40.

    Honestly if I saw this on my bill if be calling my doctor directly to ask what the actual fuck this bullshit is.











  • I’m not saying I would burn these down at every opportunity, but I am saying I would certainly understand exactly why someone might, and probably wouldn’t remember much about who did do it.

    Of course, I would plant 27 trees all over the property, and keep planting until the world runs out of trees, or someone gets fed up with pulling them out.

    I’m patient and petty.







  • A similar thing happened where I grew up. An old farm sold to become a strip mall, during preliminary stuff they discovered a bunch of shallow graves. Since they were likely native American given the area (depending on which side of a river it could be native Americans or civil war soldiers), they were reburied in a large mound near the back of the lot.

    Since it’s next to a pet store, people walk their dogs to piss and shit all over it.

    And that about sums up local feelings for natives.