Senior Chief Petty Officer. Starfleet is in my blood, and I’ve spent my entire adult life in service to boldly going.
Keiko and Molly are my favorite humans, but Transporter Room 3 will always be my favorite.
Just don’t ask who what’s in the pattern buffer.
I have been filling out applications recently and one place wanted me to download a mobile app that would record camera and microphone stuff while I filled out the application
Another company wanted me to record responses on a Webcam.
I still have my 2005-2008 era Sony Vaiao in the garage at my parents house. If it booted up, I’d probably still have limewire running.
I need to wear a knee brace or use a cane, and I’m not even exaggerating.
The indomitable human spirit.
Also known as “the ability to exist out of pure spite, because FUCK YOU I ain’t collapsing over THIS bullshit.”
Whatever the fuck I feel like, damn.
Nosey ass search engine…
It’s not owned by me, but it’s tended by me for now. I also am tending to my parents yard this summer, and trying to transplant clover around their yard. Sofar the patches are still green but it’s not quite growing time yet to see how well it’ll take hold.
My parents outsource their Lawncare to me, and I have been taking the huge patch of clover near a corn field and transplanting it around their yard. Just cutting a shovel ful of dirt out and swapping them, and watering the area.
No idea if it’ll work the way I want it to, but I guess I’ll see if it spreads this summer.
I’d love to go to my in-laws and use a big seed spreader to throw clover and other native plants around, but that would just lead to them killing it all and hiring a lawn company to replant Kentucky bluegrass or something lame like that.
I keep telling people to let clover grow, and half the stuff that’s supposedly bad for their lawn is actually good for a healthy patch of dirt but someone invented a problem so they could sell the solution.
I’ve actually had landscaping people knock on my door and explain that half my lawn is weeds and they can take care of it for me on a 6 month contract or whatever bs…
Like Bruh my lawn is carefully cultivated to grow all natural native plants, specifically with the intent of boosting local insect and pollinator activity, there’s a reason this half-are is the only place you see butterflies.
I’m not about to let some punk in headphones and a “Lastname Lawncare” t-shirt flatten all of this to 1/2in of plain green uniform grass. That’s boring as shit. And bad for the environment. And boring. as. shit.
Hey, you.
YEAH YOU! WITH THE FACE ON YOUR HEAD!
YOU are a FULLY FLEDGED HUMAN BEING with VALID FEELINGS and DIFFICULTIES!
YOU are BEAUTIFUL and HAVE THE CAPABILITY OF GREAT STRENGTH whether you REALIZE IT OR NOT
YOU can FACE THE DAY ahead and NOBODY CAN STOP YOU unless you LET THEM
If someone wants to HATE YOU FOR EXISTING, then you have to EXIST AS HARD AS POSSIBLE because they aren’t going to change, but YOU DON’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT PETTY SHITHEADS
GO GET EM, TIGER
That place is a monument to mankind’s arrogance.
Didn’t we have security leaks during his first term too?
Dude straight up stole classified documents, “LOST” (sold) a bunch while foreign nationals were occupying nearby rooms, then lied about it, then tried to hide it, then lied about trying to hide it. Then tried to hand wave it all by saying he prayed declared thought about them being declassified and therefore perfectly legal to do the things he didn’t do.
To name a single instance.
A large portion of the world believes in various deities who “love us” so much they will condemn us to literal eternal torture if we don’t believe hard enough and do what their books say.
This isn’t that far-fetched.
Slightly harder to get in and out undetected, but the targets sure are a lot bigger.
I want to believe
I like star trek memes.
I have a ton of saved memes.
All my memes have been posted in all relevant communities multiple times.
I’ll never call out reposts because there are always people who haven’t seen something, but it feels weird posting stuff I know has been posted already. Especially when some are at the top rankings in the community.
But I’ll keep up voting and commenting on funny memes because it’s better than staring into the void not doing those things…
Farm just down the road sells dozens for a dollar.
But I don’t really care for eggs, so I’m not seething so much as chuckling at the egg prices in the store.
This morning I passed a dozen for $6.
KIROV REPORTING
(seconds later in a modified lobby) KIROV-KIROV-KIRO-KI-KI-KI-K-K–KIROV REPORTING
Let the juice flow!
Well… Never.
Mostly because I’ve never had a boyfriend, but now I’m upset about it!
I’ve never seen this specific photo, but it absolutely was popular ~2010.
Tubas and trombones were popular choices among band students
The taxes from it go to schools.
Dozens of people have gotten a chuckle out of this over the years. dozens!
“I’m gonna make a sunny-side-up egg for my toast today”
cracks egg, yolk shatters into 10,000 pieces when it hits the pan
“I’m making scrambled eggs today.”
Skill issue, tbh
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