Pig-Up

Some of those rules can be bent. Others can be broken.

I don’t think payout is a factor for salaried positions

I have never been turned down for PTO in 7 years at this company, for what it’s worth. I just don’t take enough vacation. It’s my own fault.

I do not take as much as I should. 5 weeks last year? For doctor’s appointments and stuff like that though, no one cares. You just let your boss and your team know. I am on salary, not contract.

American. I’m one of the lucky few who have unlimited PTO. I’m seriously underpaid though.

In the area?

Excellent summation, mate. I would have agreed with 2 even five years ago. Sadly not anymore.

Stay Tuned!

Nah, GPT is cool. It’s copilot you gotta watch out with. That thing gets butthurt at the drop of a hat.

Pffff. No Heroin? I will take my business elsewhere sir.

Apparently it sends your immune system into maximum overdrive, which feels great. For a while.

There’s nothing like some good tyrant jerky

It’s funny because it’s true!

“Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses! Not some farcical aquatic ceremony!”

I recreated a few of my favs. Nobody posts. ☹️

When will it become a good thing for us not to have to slave away for some corporation every day of our lives until death?

That rascally Florida Man. Up to his usual hijinks.

The scary part is that this doesn’t even sound bad to me anymore.