I was just googling him to see if he was the October sky guy.

And my guy has almost 25 points

Tis was true

I mean, 'twas is a word

I’m not a vegetarian, but it’s very rare that my protein of choice is not pork, ground beef or chicken these days for cost reasons. I’d love to be able to buy steaks every now and then, but it’s just not worth it these days.

This happened to a friend of mine. He gave a ride to this girl that was a friend of a friend and she asked him if she could smoke in his car. He said OK and she pulls out a meth pipe.

Clearly the Brita is gonna make it fresh water

I have. I’ve been to Mexican restaurants in Croatia and London.

I had bangers and mash once because a family member made it. It was super good. She told me she couldn’t get proper bangers and had to substitute with some other sausage. (Don’t remember which) I presume that if she used proper bangers it would have been gross.

I specifically reminded her - bedside table! On the Kangaroo! I said the words, “Don’t forget my father’s watch!”

One of them almost got me back in the day as a cashier. It was one of my first days. After the transaction I felt something was off so I told my supervisor. The supervisor had gotten scammed by the same guy when he was new. Apparently this guy sought out the new cashiers. My supervisor actually went and got the guy before he left and actually said “excuse me sir, I believe the cashier gave you too much change.” The guy didn’t even dispute it and gave exactly the amount he shorted me. ($50) He absolutely knew what he was doing, and almost got away with it.

We don’t serve people who awaken trolls here

Yeah, better pay cash n wear a mask tho. They are starting to bust people for that.

https://www.gulfcoastnewsnow.com/article/self-checkout-machine-retail-theft-shopping/64244074

Hunter Biden just dropped a 3 hr interview with Andrew Callahan. Honestly, I never thought I’d say it, but after watching, I’d absolutely vote former crack addict Hunter Biden for president

https://youtu.be/XBbkt2vYC4M

https://youtu.be/oMRgdpXLElE

Facebook has had my middle name as a last name since day 1. I was never into giving them personal information.

Nah, just pasting the text

That’s exactly what I did on the last job I applied to. I used a prompt along the lines of "I’m applying for a job. Here’s the job description paste job description here’s my resume paste resume. Please format it to best fit this job description. It knocked it out of the park, and filled it with all the stupid buzzwords I’d need to get through the application filter. The company is an AI company. If they have a problem with me using AI to make my resume better, they’re missing the point.

All these years later, apparently Mitch was wrong and they are letting the alfalfa sprout guy in.