Lol, they absolutely should have made that joke. It’s on paramount plus if you’re one of the 8 people that have it and want to piss away 2 hours.

They actually did remake Blazing Saddles. It came out in 2022. Instead of a black sheriff, it was a kids movie about a dog that wanted to be a Samurai in a town of cats in Japan. It was originally titled Blazing Samurai, but they changed the name to Paws of Fury. It was pretty mediocre. I was watching it with my kid without knowing it was a remake of blazing saddles and I was noticing a lot of similarities with the story, then I noticed Mel Brooks was voicing one of the characters and went and looked it up. It was certainly a movie.

Rumor going around that he has a botched penis implant, and that’s why all his kids have been made through IVF.

Right wing guy in my discord said it was one of his 1st concerts. Like dude, are u deaf?

Sir, that was Hennifer Hlopez

This is my nightmare taco…only guac. 🤢 I know it’s an unpopular opinion, but fuck avocados.

I go to visit the shitty winter weather. Fuck living in it.

Depends on where you sit. They have booths and like a bar seating area. The griddle is behind the counter of the latter. Only been to a couple myself as there also aren’t any near me, but if you’re ever shit-housed at 2 am and you’re South of the Mason Dixon line, give it a go. I was thoroughly disappointed with the last one I attempted to go to though. Apparently some locations since Covid are takeout only after midnight. That was literally the only time I’ve ever gone. It’s not the same taking it to go.

I know goats ≠ sheep, but this reminded me of this.

https://youtu.be/uPwo-nHWQaM?si=0-3ON20FhX-m_TuS

I miss WinCo. Had one in the town my college was in. I used to get a cart full of groceries for like $80. That place was the jam

I think people were mad about the avatar one or whatever that movie is.

A lot of the best taquerias in my area are in the old taco bell Spanish style buildings

And the chicken isn’t even fried. What a joke.

And voicemails from your boss and coworkers wondering if you’re OK

Member when you could click and drag the route and make your own alternate routes?

I’m an American that had that, then we got bought by a German company that took it away. Shit’s fucked.

I still play Tony hawk soundtracks on Spotify in my car

The only time I use regards in a work email is me taking a subtle dig and dropping a WSB reference.

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I always get a laugh out of why they chose Crocs. For anyone uninformed, see Mike judge quote below:

The wardrobe had to be something that’s not around now. It had to be created for a lot of extras, and so you know our wardrobe person was looking for ways to make the budget work. And Crocs were not out in the world yet. They were just a small startup at the time. We shot in 2004, so no one was wearing Crocs. And she showed me these things, and I thought, 'Oh those are great, just stupid plastic shoes. And I said to her, ‘But you actually bought these, you can order these. What if by the time the movie comes out, these things are everywhere, and it doesn’t look like we’re set in the future?’ And she said, 'Oh no, that’s never going to happen. And sure enough, by the time it comes out two years later, everyone is wearing Crocs. So it already started coming true even faster than we made the movie, really.

I graduated in 2011 shortly after the shit hit the fan in '08. I remember moving back home and trying to get my shit together. My mom starts hounding me about needing to go back to work (I had worked as a cashier at a grocery store seasonally while getting my degree) I told her I wasn’t going back to that job n wanted to get a career job. After a month of not getting said career job in the worst economy since the depression she threatened to kick me out if I wasn’t working in the next 2 weeks. So I went back to that shit ass retail job… For 4 fucking years.

I worked at the grocery store, got a promotion and still made next to nothing wage wise. After a couple of years it was a real hindrance in interviews. I would get questions like "you graduated 2 years ago, why are you still working at a grocery store? Eventually a friend got a job working in an office at a limo company. I was able to piggy back off him to get a job there. It was shady, and I had no healthcare, or benefits compared to my previous employer, but it was a desk job. I was only at the limo company a little more than a year before I managed to get a career job elsewhere and work my way up. I sincerely think that having that crappy retail job on my resume was holding me back.

It pisses me off that I wasted 4 years on a retail job when I absolutely could have/ would have/ should have been in a better job. I have told new grads multiple times not to fall into this trap. Don’t get a bridge job if you can avoid it. It’s going to suck up all your time, and having the work experience isn’t going to help your career. You’re better off just quitting and pursuing your career in any way you can. Unless you absolutely cannot make rent and will be homeless, fucking don’t do it. Also, now with driving Uber / door dash as an option, I’d recommend it before doing retail. You can actually network driving Uber and talking to folks.