We have become as gods! No longer are we bound by the petty moralities of others! We chart and follow our own courses!

Smorty, you’re already magical for the rest of us!

I guess not 1:1, but it depends on what effect you’re looking to substitute. Caffeine pills will do what you want, but remove the flavor of coffee.

Weeds? Those are tea-and-coffee substitutes!

That and “Just take it! You’ve already earned it” don’t really help the scummy feeling I get when applying it.

As a 'murican, are there Museum Goths of the New World?

Boss, as a vet, I also don’t have vet plates. In my case, It continues to feel like pulling military benefits when I did the bare minimum as a job when the market was shit. I don’t like pulling veteran’s discounts at restaurants/stores/etc. either.

Nah this char isn’t from Doki Doki Literature Club.

<3 i tend to writhe and thrash while asleep, so sheets tend to be my adversaries. If the zippers come undone, i will end up with a sleeping bag wrapped around my limbs.

I like it! It makes me want a semi-rigid sleepybag to cozy in without tangling.

Also: DIY roofing.

Yeah… malfunction…

Little firebug, I wanna let you know that I am here for whatever support you need on your schooling adventure. You may be advantaged in new ways, but hobbled in others. I wanna help however you deem necessary. You can do this.

<3

<]:3

Free breakfast ends at 10, but I’ll be damned if I dont eat it and go straight back to bed.

Welp, I’ve just called in sick to work: the stage is yours for the next four hours.

Lower Decks. A Star Trek animated series.

Don’t ask me more- I haven’t seen it and have no current plans to. I hear it’s good, though.

No? They’re just bird-people?

Bah! Use a particular state if you know it. Otherwise American serves as well as European.

Beat Jeb.

But it may be more pathetic.