Wow, I had no idea about this military slang. Well played, ConcernedApe

About to die, reflexively hits quicksave:

“Fuck!”

Reminds me of maybe the best song, Fastest Car

Great song

Turd bird

Gas is a distinct state of matter. Or rather, a stinky state of matter

Man this is good

Sweet dreams are made of deez

You merely adopted the bathroom! I was born in it, moulded by it!

I, too, want to know what that strap is called… For a friend

That’s rash city, Jake, rash city!

Thank you! I was always morally opposed to ads. Glad to have another great reason to shun them

Exactly. I hate when things say FREE!* (*With Ads), because you ARE paying for it. With your PRECIOUS TIME

He’s following you, about 30 feet back…

You got it

Figma balls

Visualize whirled peas

But it’s a shortcut!

Same

Why?