Spouse: “I love how evil is on it’s own before showering because showering is inherently evil.”

The Nazi memorabilia was from their time killing Nazis and they remembered how great it was to kill Nazis. The few that were Nazis hid or because the others really wanted to kill Nazis again.

My microwave predates digital timers on microwaves. Never saw the point of a microwave knowing the time of day.

Well of course, half the nation would get together to spring Luigi, but no one’s gonna come for a Nazi fuck face.

This is a relic of my time and I appreciate that it lives on.

Was this written by oglaf?

I actually just recently did this after a misplaced magnet nearly took away my digital media collection. Turns out a Plex server is stupidly easy to set up and you can stream it everywhere you can watch Netflix.

Just to add, once you have your own server, you can share your library with up to 100 friends on Plex. Just become your own streaming service for basically free.

I’m mad that the knuckles don’t say honk.

Link to the warframe one?

I love how this comment sounds like an even more stoned translation of the first one.

Please, someone tell me where I can find a full Sub of these! I love these so much.

I’d argue it should be “fortify fatigue.” Monster doesn’t fix your tired, it just expands the bar so you look less tired overall.

Can you elaborate on this one, apparently ukelele girl music has bad vibes for my students but they’re not willing to fill me in.

Is there a choose your fighter meme group I can join? I absolutely love these.

Ebooks for my dyslexia, when you’re so chaotic you circle back around to lawful.

3d alignment chart would actually solve as many problems as it causes. I’m into it

I am indeed the most rebellious form of ravioli.

“You done fucked up A-A-Ron”

Is there a sub for these pick your blank things? I love these lol

Doomed and banned from secret Santa? I’ve never felt so called out.