It’s technically NOT bread in Ireland. The courts say it’s not bread, because of the amount of sugar it must be classified as confectionary.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/oct/01/irish-court-rules-subway-bread-is-not-bread

Everyone knows it’s the salt in tears that tenderizes meat.

They probably meant North Macedonia. Macedonia changed it’s name since there is also Macedonia in Greece which is presumably the southern part of Macedonia. There’s a lot of places like that in Europe. Usually remnants of old kingdoms. Tyrol is a region encompassing part of Northern Italy and Western Austria for example. Bohemia is another example which historically was a lot bigger than the region of Czech nowadays.

Killed off that persona. Convenient.