Right? I’ve known some Becky’s that were alright but I have also met some real Becky’s.

No, you see the joke is that teachers aren’t people.

Then the Pis silent and we’ve all been saying it wrong this whole time.

Nobody sells Linux like Microsoft

You know the rules and so do I.

I see no reason your cast griddle wouldn’t work with induction. Cast iron skillets work very well on induction tops.

One way to Ride the Lightning

Eat shit OP. You don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about.

Option 4: tax the shit out of the rich.

This is the answer to most of the problems in most 1st world countries, but since the rich own all our governments the rest of us get a little less each year.

Every goose I ever encountered was guarding something

Old guys love 'em some war.

Guy, you are the only one in here trying to sell a new car.

I live in the country and shop for two weeks. OP can eat a dick. Unless they are into that, then they can eat something they don’t like.

Biggest misnomer in the Auto industry. They are neither sporty nor utilitarian.

You said police twice

It looks like a 6 year old drew your kitchen sink.

I’d expect most if not all would be pintle, but you can totally get a pintle to fit a normal receiver.

I only drink original orange and green. Give me healthcare

je ne sais quoi is what one of the “chefs” said it adds.

Do you know what that means? Do you? It directly translates as ’ I don’t know what ’ Bay leaves are bullshit

Cloves can do a thing if used right. Bay leaves, on the other hand, you cannot convince me add anything to anything.