"Have you ever had a honk where you, if you, you would, you could, you would honk you so much you could honk anything?

Got my taxes done. Pretty early this year too!

I don’t have a microwave, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks stuff.

I guess if you live on a farm or walk to the grocery store, you don’t have an internal monologue?

But it is a double checkmate, which is pretty rare.

That’s too many, with some clunky emphasis for the meter.

Looks like a Star Trek fork, I give it 3 out of 5 forks.

I get the joke, the visual just doesn’t land.

That gif makes no sense with the text

I’ve only heard complaints from my Diablo fan friends.

Is that Todd Padre?!

And even if you’re not, the chances of PTSD are astronomical! Not to mention the likelihood of having to do something morally reprehensible.

Yes, the vicious Post Office Mob. Watch out, they have the key to your apartment’s entry way!

I’m sorry but fruit has no place in the ATHF Universe

I’d be fine with them if they weren’t constantly shoving it in our faces. Think about the children!

I think the main issue is that it just wasn’t funny.

Which one of those girls is Pilar?

Naw, you chew on the bottle and play with the lid like it’s a spaceship. Then I think you’re legally required to drop it on a campsite somewhere.

In that comparison, I’d argue that buttered toast is a pizza.

Depends how wet the week is.