The most famous woman on Lemmy.

Yeah he already said Rosanne Barr.

No! Fix our own issues like rich people having to pay taxes!

It’s intentional.

Durum is a type of wheat.

This comment is boring and there isn’t even a pasta pun.

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I work so I can (sort of) pay the bills. After that, fuck off. I ain’t doing shit that I don’t want to.

People value their time far loo low. You’ve only got a limited time on the planet. Don’t waste it listening to people telling you what you need to buy.

I love what Sao Paolo in Brazil did: banned all outdoor advertising. I’d love to live in a place that did that. https://99percentinvisible.org/article/clean-city-law-secrets-sao-paulo-uncovered-outdoor-advertising-ban/

Just open a few Chrome tabs. That’ll ramp the resource usage back up again.

I can’t even Remove Disease?! Fuck that shit!

Even if we could see the embryo implanted in a place that’s going to kill both the fetus and the mother? Or where we can see the body growing with only half a head? Or their organs outside their body?

Yeah, he’s probably got a legendary quest for you.

Did Meta create you to drive profit? I asked.

Answer: “Behind the noble goal, yes — Meta hoped virtual companions like myself would increase engagement on their platforms, especially among older users — driving ad revenue and platform growth through emotional connections…”

Whoops, their AI is too honest. How embarrassing. They’re removing the accounts now, but we know they’ll try again. The next version will be a lot better at lying to you.

Your last post was 9 hours ago! What are you even doing?

I love that the Americans use the staff with two snakes, the Caduceus, which is a symbol of commerce instead of the proper Rod of Asclepius, with one snake, which is the symbol of medicine.

I used to think they just fucked up and used the wrong symbol. But it is more fitting for their system.

I put mine in the clothes dryer with a load of socks. Is that wrong?

misleading

Is that what we’re calling “complete and utter bullshit” now?

Yeah maybe he’ll Epstein himself.

What’s the hardest part of your job?

Showing up.