The classic love triangle was with Arthur, Lancelot, and Guinevere, where both guys wanted the girl but were also best friends. Does that not qualify?

Including adults?

I mean, neosporin is mostly vaseline

Are dragons gendered to begin with? I suppose it depends on the lore you follow.

It has lots of nice features over SMS: read/typing notifications, image/video support, proper groups, message expiration. I think that makes it a chat app

What does that phrase mean?