I’ve made it 5 years without catching a ban from anywhere except some community on another instance for allegedly being anti-trans, but idk how they got that since I’m pro-trans

You don’t need to go to the hospital for a sprained ankle

And the other side was in power for 4 years but did nothing to prevent this from happening

If they didn’t be awkward about it, no one would have known who they are

They’re using tools like Cluely

I mean you can always find an excuse not to donate

Don’t worry, we’ll put it in the textbooks 100 years from now to talk about how cruel we were

I see blue and gold too, but you’re the first other person I’ve met who does

First it was the beans. Then it was the guy who couldn’t poop. Now it’s moths. What don’t you understand?

I’m old enough to remember when this was about NK

Seems like a cop-out to call “usage rates” a “capitalist metric”

BTS be like:

It took me 600 applications to get my first job. Now I work at $FAANG. Your full-time job, until you get a job, is applying to everything

Hey ChatGPT …

“I hate orange juice!”

• 9 year old niece

Or you can use AI and FOSS - optimization of both worlds!

I didn’t realize it was still edgy to dunk on corporations

Maybe ask your teenage kids what they think

Sure bud. BMW is on your side.

Why do you think communists didn’t vote? Are you believing what Reddit and Lemmy.world are posting again?

Dang only 20 years to get elected is super good