Orbituary

I want to start a band called “Charlie Manson and the Masons” now.

Yes. He’s still a Nazi. You’re not getting the point.

Fry is trying to provoke Musk into saying, “yes, they’re good enough,” turning it an admission that he is indeed a Nazi.

I love that they’re obviously sisters. A coven of sucker haters.

She’s a hoot.

I’m certainly not a “Liberal.” They are not the same thing.

Libs in the USA are right-of-center. Examples in my mind are Pelosi or Schumer. The ones who kowtow to business interests and pay lip service to social injustices while doing nothing in their personal life or legislative maneuvering to support it.

And while I agree the bidirectional “left” or “right” thing isn’t ideal, and the Compass method is only slightly better, I am far better described as Leftist than I am anything else. I fall more inline with the Scandinavian countries’ left than that of the USA’s.

As a leftist pinko card-carrying Democratic Socialist of America, I can’t agree that Tankies are on this side of the fence. I think they’re all either brainwashed or trolling… Either way, they have no idea what they’re saying most of the time.

That being said, they’ve ruined the ability for some of us to give honest constructive criticism of the American left.

My friend Jenn refers to this as “having a wide-on.”

Um, crazy. I did this with my kitty.

Is this what you think 40s looks like?

Christ, I feel like I lost my mind. I don’t know how I didn’t understand that.

The words don’t make sense, either with the apostrophe or if it was a plural.

WTF even is this supposed to mean?

Crit-eh-see-keh

… Jack.

Maybe that was me.

Went to the pharmacy to get a box of condoms and they asked if I wanted a bag. I said “no thanks, I’ll just turn out the lights.”

Literary or literally? (hint: neither are correct.)

Tastes like it, though.

Ever go hiking? Skiing? Sit in a park? This is the same concept as some douche blasting shit on their Bluetooth speaker while you’re trying to exist in the moment.

Maybe it’s hard to conceive of for some, but the world shouldn’t be shielded by headphones.

Names that would appear on the business next to Bob’s Burgers.

Nobody in Europe carries pagers anymore. They’re good.