I’m don’t think I have enough nanomachines to understand this

As a non-American, I’m assuming it’s a shitty restaurant?

Muffins are a tasty and fun treat! To make muffins you’ll need:

• 2 eggs
• 250ml milk
• 125ml vegetable oil
• 250g golden caster sugar
• 400g self raising flower
• 1 tsp salt
• 100g chocolate chips
• Butter for muffin dish
• Muffins

1. Pre-heat oven to 200C/400F
2. Butter your muffin dish
3. Set aside ingredients and eat store bought muffins

I hope you enjoy making these muffins! For a healthier snack you can substitute the chocolate for blueberries.

New shell? :3

I’ll do whatever you say Mr Milkwalker, please just leave me and my family alone

Probably just contacts :3

Immediately followed by this

Femboys are the best for me

He stimpky

More like, Heck, let me lick that Koch, right?? :3

Veloren and Children of Light sound fun!

I guess consensually sucking your friends’ dicks for free? :3

They must’ve been really great friends :)

:(

Take that spider republicans

Yeah my parents forced being British on me when I was growing up

Whaaat? Monokuma is adorable, why would you want to hurt him?

Gay milking you say?

Yes, under those conditions you’d have about $969 million: 531 years since 1493. $5000 x 365 = $1825000 per year x 531 = $969,075,000

According to this article Jeff Bezos makes $595,728,000 a week (holy shit), so even if you were Methuselah earning $5000 a day, he’d still have more money than you after two weeks 😱