I love when he climbs up on my shoulders because he needs to be more in my face.

My post was deleted with zero communication to me about why. I did not say anything derogatory or or inappropriate, but now it looks like I did.

Of course not, but just because something’s not dangerous doesn’t make it appropriate for children. Commenters are informing me that there are PG drag shows, which I was unaware of. I guess I’ve never lived in an area that had them.

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Aw c’mon, you wouldn’t download a shitposter would you?

Pshh. Name one.

So you’re a bottom.

Tag yourself, I’m My back hurts.

That’s not Pedro.

I’m currently reading Ruin Road by Lamar Giles which uses this trope.

I have neither.

You had one job.

Or my meat thermometer. The on/off button also changes between Fahrenheit and Celsius. Neither of which is done with a single press. You have to press and hold for different lengths of time but for the life of me, I can’t figure out the pattern.

Do you want kids? Do you want them to eat like that?

Do you want a partner who dies of a heart attack five years from now?

“Nice” is not a high bar to clear

I think you mean round child.

My all time favorite line from the show.

Yep

So hey there; is that an onion in your pants, or are you happy to see me?

Person man, person man, Hit on the head with a frying pan, Lives his life in a garbage can, Person man

Is he depressed? Or is he a mess? Does he feel totally worthless? Who came up with person man? Degraded man, Person Man

Just had to spend over $10k on a new air conditioner in the 90F degree heat.