I give it 2 weeks before some goofs have made the birds sing the shape of a penis.

It feels like a good amount of effort. I appreciate that.

Also bottle caps sucks

Disc golf. Doesn’t require landscaping huge fields. Courses can be built into forrests with narrow gaps between trees while utilizing natural formations. Also, the equipment for hobbyists can be dirt cheap.

“so if I capsize on your thighs, high tide, B-5, you sunk my battleship.”

I love that part.

Norwegians complaining/bragging about high alcohol prices is basically a meme. But it’s true that prices have shaped the way we treat going out and partying. BYOB is fully expected at private parties unless anything else is announced. People rarely head out to nightclubs without being properly boozed up from a preparty at someones home. A store bought 0.5L beer could be as low as $2-$3, while a beer at a bar or a club is expected to be ~$12 at a very minimum, but typically slightly above $15.

…yes? Is this not common?

I think you might be mixing up with the skateboarder.