NutWrench

You can store eggs forever! Their value will only go up!

" . . . giving Rednote access to their data as a show of protest . . ."

That’s a special kind of stupid.

That coke-rush is just temporary and afterwards, leaves you feeling like this:

That is just exploding with irony.

“Anyone who MUST say they are an alpha is NOT an alpha.” - Tywin Lannister.

This. As a juror, you can absolutely vote to not convict someone if you think they’re being prosecuted under an unjust law. Just don’t mention “jury nullification” in front of a judge or prosecutors. They hate that.

I know his name. Muad’Dib!

If you’re using Steam, they use a native Linux client and a custom Proton that has all the settings and presets for their game library.

Everything I bought on Steam works for me under Linux Mint. And almost all my older games, like “Deus Ex” or “Giants: Citizen Kabuto” I can run directly under Wine with the default settings.

That’s life in Goober Nation.

And never, EVER disable JavaScript on that website and reload the page! Not even if your Ad blocker lets you selectively do it.

Also keep in mind that the astronauts communicated with Earth by radio. Anyone with even 1920s radio technology would have figured out that the astronauts weren’t broadcasting from the Moon.

We were in the middle of a cold war with the soviets back in the 1960s. Proving the moon landing was fake would have been the propaganda coup of the century for them. What possible reason would they have to stay quiet about that?

I would just assume that anyone who needed a cite for really obvious stuff is just trolling.

" . . . and an RV and a garage full of boats and jet skis."

“What’s stopping men from dressing like this?”

Dignity and self-respect?

If you work 40 hours a week and you STILL can’t afford to pay basic living expenses, then your economy sucks.

Nah. Jokes are funny.

We have to accept false dichotomies because the only alternative is cannibalism.

6:30am “Vrrrrroooooooooooooomm!” for about a minute.

Silence for 45 seconds.

“Vrrrooooooooooooom!” for about a minute.

Repeat for the next 1 1/2 hours.

“Why are our sales plummeting?”

Because you didn’t spend any part of that price hike on improving the quality of your food.

There are many creatures in nature that warn others that they are toxic or dangerous by having bright colors, warning sounds or by wearing little red hats.