That’s abridgement of the First Amendment.

First Amendment guards against state repercussions for speech, with exceptions. Careful not to conflate the legal and colloquial usages.

Every day I drink O. E. and I don’t go to work.

What’s your spaghetti policy?

I was on so many mailing lists for newslatters.

Got my first cat because he showed up at my dad’s gas station acting like he owned the place.

Tru biz

Language - wait for it - changes.

We are all Skynet on this glorious day.

There are dozens of us!

Complaing about downvotes? Straight to jail.

TIL I’m a millenial?

I used to work at a Mercedes dealer and we sold Unimog parts.

Yeah, I’ve been doing this since 1987.

Of note, a double hyphen – is often converted to an em dash by the application displaying it.

Pravda

Johnny Dangerously

poorn

Joke’s on you; I’m into that shit.

0 = 0!