Ryan Gosling from Drive and Lars and The Real Girl. They’d be unstoppable.

Not with that attitude.

How much are the lizard people paying you to spread their propaganda?

It still suffers from the issue this post is talking about. I’m not telling anyone not to like it, there was a lot of good things going on with it but the kaiju battle and not killing the big bad after slaughtering a ton of henchmen was a bridge too far for me.

They should have made a show about a different character. They did Moon Knight wrong.

Fuck that. Deus ex machina is just a fancy way to say bullshit writing that disregards everything. If they wanted that kind of story they should have used a different character.

It was that gods damned Hadron collider, I’m telling you. It let the 5G into our reality and now we’re all being controlled by fucking lizard people from the Nth dimension who are after all of our blood.

It was in all the papers.

Fucking Moon Knight. That dude’s whole thing is killing mother fuckers at the top, he prides himself on being a murderer of murderers and crime bosses and he’s not going to give a fuck what you think of his moral stance, yet at the end of the Disney+ series he decides he’s a fucking universalist or some shit? Fuck that! Moon Knight is a straight up murderer, he would be the first person to tell you that he is a murderer and that he don’t give a fuck how anyone feels about it.

Also, they didn’t use the song Dead Moon Night by Dead Moon when there was a dead Moon Knight. Fuck that show.

“Yeah, you’re pretty good lookin’, for a girl.”

The Game Boy alone proves this whole capitalist rhetoric wrong. It was the most successful hand held game system for two reasons, it was cheaper than the rest and it went through batteries slower, otherwise it was objectively the worst handheld game system on the market at the time. Look at the food you are able to eat, the clothes you are able to wear, and the place you are able to live and try to tell me the driving force on those decisions was quality. Capitalism is not concerned with improving anything, that is not the goal of the system.

That’s not how evolution works.

I’ve been calling that handsome little feral gremlin, asshole, jerk-ass, mooch best buddy of mine a mongrel for 22 years now, I had no idea I was just being accurate.

That’s the best kind of dog.

Are they available for jam sessions?

Maybe write another essay about how I’m the one not handling this very well.

Way to be a cunt, cunt.

So, two things can be true?

You totally misread that.

I called you dishonest

So, which one is it? feels pretty dishonest to me.

In D&D lawful alignments apply more towards a doctrine the character follows, not necessarily the actual law.