“You watch as the body falls, knocking against the cabin. It gets caught, drawn underneath the wheels. You feel the subtle shifts, barely noticeable, as the trolley careens through the sudden obstacle. It’s a sudden, unexpected thrill. One you must experience again…”

They all do. One is so bad, she gets up on my shoulders and keeps pressing until I kiss her on the cheek. If she’s in a real love mood, she’ll lay there rolling until I kiss and nuzzle her whole face.

Well, your Grindr date might at least use lube.

He’s sad, for he knows his fate.

I’d be offended if you didn’t. They love that shit.

Is this the step before or after being the age to want things to change, but old enough to be jaded?

Only if we get a complete tier list at the end.

That comment section was worth reading just for someone bitching about “Paarthurnaxs dragon tits” making the dragonscript hard to read.

I won’t lie, when I was putting six 12 hour shifts in a week for a factory job, that’s about what my car looked like, just with Rehabs. I was chugging those bastards just to keep on my feet by about day 4 of my week.

Yet, somehow, that wasn’t my wake-up call that the job wasn’t worth it. That took “It’s okay that we emissions test on animals, every auto company does it!”

“I Gave My Life To Truck-Kun, But Went To Heaven Anyway To Be The Better Angel” might sway them.

Get on it, Vatican City.

When I prayed for Jesus to be packin’, this is not what I meant.

Oh well, least I still have Mohammed. Maybe Buddha, too.

Damn, that’s been the problem.

I’ve been taking whichever fork Saria’s Song was coming from.

$200 is $200, I could get a tome rebound for that.

I have long since accepted that there is little to no hope of me being actually able to afford retirement.

But my Hemingway account? … $1.50, fuck, can’t even take that route in 25 years.

I don’t remember it being a major plot point, but I feel like something got brought up at one point after the Beast arc? Might have been in one of the odd-ball collections, or I might be mixing things up myself. Been a minute for me, too. Guess I know what’s coming up after my Spawn/Darkness/Witchblade read-throughs.

We even see a Long Pork food stand in the background in one issue. If I remember correctly, it was even advertising that they use 100% cloned meat.

I feel like with time, it will come. Especially with the way it’s been with Baphomet kinda quietly being a bit of a queer icon, in certain circles.

Oh, no plans on hiding it one bit. Proudly put it on my bag the moment I got settled in after work, and that thing goes practically everywhere with me.

Of course you do. How long have you been in Big Fish’s pocket, eh? How long they had you stockin’ the ponds? What’d they use to reel you in?

Sellout.

Hope an Etsy link is okay!

I also have the trans fox pin they sell, it is super precious! I might have a pin problem.