Oh my gosh. It’s the same tactic as getting rid of pigeons. You don’t destroy the eggs, you make them unusable (plaster eggs). Because destroyed eggs are immediately replaced by the pigeons with functioning eggs.

Grill it with chocolate.

French is so difficult to learn because of the pronunciation. Spanish is much easier to learn in comparison. I don’t get why all school in Germany prefer French as third language before Spanish.

Nylon strings?

Ach Gott, jetzt hab ichs. Den Running Gag fand ich immer peinlich schlimm. Die Geister die ich rief.

Ich stelle mir dein Bild, verschmolzen mit meinem über MS Paint, vor. Ohne transparentem Hintergrund natürlich. Pittoresk

Bei mir kratzt nur das Bahnhofsschild an der Schädeldecke. Wie meinen?

Yes. And memes should be fun, right?

No automatic assault rifle to be seen. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

My musical favorite Wednesday frog:

… noodle meep meep moo moo moo

noodle moo, noodle moo

noodle meep meep moo moo moo …

Thanks!

Due to lack of banana I replaced it with an orange. Best banana recipe ever.