Translation from Spanish:

“Americans when they need to explain the terrible consequences of war: Ok imagine a McDonald’s…”

That’s some nice artwork

Can confirm, I’m always dodging my way out of the incoming goth traffic

You don’t even need to elaborate that much- make friends like you’ll be unemployed tomorrow

I don’t get it

I know

These covers make me raise an eyebrow often. Thinking about what the original could have said doesn’t get my mind out of the gutter

Nice, what brand is it? Mine is a motorola and for the Torchlight I just shake it. A programmable button sounds neat though

I haven’t had this issue in ages, my current and previous phone support three fingers on screen as the screenshot trigger

People here saying it’s a vintage meme and me here seeing it for the first time in my life

TIL But I still have questions, what is the point of having a conical bottle for seeds? Judging by the second image, these things need to be stored upside down and you also need a base for them not to roll away. Why bother against gravity so much just to store seeds?

Is that for real? What’s the point in having a butt plug with that inside? I obviously don’t have much knowledge on the subject

For 4 raccoons

Wow I never heard about beluga, the mappy one or the first black one in the bottom row.

Say what you want about a powerful car and money to ignore speed limits - you just can’t go fast during rush hour in some places. Traffic moves like sludge no matter what.

I’m extremely OOTL here. Bit.ly rings a bell but I can’t tell if I interact with it or how. Guess I’ll find out when I see the ads

Hmm, maybe he has two left feet?

Someone stole that woman’s shadow, the zebra crossing stripe is so white under her shoes

Thanks, $9 AUD is on the pricier end. I can make a conversion too but I find I need the context of the cost of living for it to make sense, hence why I compared it to other food prices.

Also- are these free range, cage free or cage eggs?

I’m a woman and I absolutely love eggs, if someone gifted me a dozen I would get excited.

Now, I kept seeing references about egg prices being ridiculous here on Lemmy. I live in Australia and free range eggs here are rather expensive, around $6 - $9 a dozen. For some perspective for Americans, here with $8.90 you can get a Big Mac (no fries, no drinks), or for $7.95 a regular size popcorn chicken at KFC. Personally the average cost of groceries if I am cooking myself is around $15 to $20 per day, but I don’t eat a lot.

How do egg prices stack against other things in the States?